Why does Bagels never want to go to Dunkin Doughnuts? 
	She's worried they might mistake her for the product. 
	
	The bad thing about being a lefty is that you can't do anything right. 
	
	What do you get when you cross a lion and a chicken? 
	A lion. 
	
	There are ten flies on a table. One gets crushed by a swatter. How many are left? 
	One. The other nine flew away. 	
	
	What did one casket say to the other casket?
	Is that you coffin?
	
	What does Playful like to watch on TV? 
	Golf, because there are birdies. 
	
	What does a stupid king rule? 
	A King-dumb! 
	
	Where do you send misbehaving computers? 
	Boot camp. 
	
	Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon?
	Because he was dead. 
	
	What building has the most stories?
	The public library. 
	
	What begins with E and ends with E and has a letter in between? 
	An envelope
	
	What month has 28 days? 
	All of them. 
	
	How Do You Get Holy Water?
	You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 
	
	What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
	Quatro Sinko.