"You know the world is different 
	when the best rapper is a white guy, 
	the best golfer is a black guy, 
	the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, 
	the Swiss hold the America's Cup, 
	France is accusing the US of arrogance, 
	Germany doesn't want to go to war, 
	and the 3 most powerful men in America 
	are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colin'! Need I say more?" 
	- Chris Rock
	
	"Those who pay minimum wage, it's their way of saying they 
	would've paid you even lower if they could've" - Chris Rock
	
	"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, 
	y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' 
	the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the 
	cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What 
	the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they 
	like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought 
	you was a nigga'." - Chris Rock
	
	"Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell 
	and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula 
	Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve 
	to judge a dance contest!" - Chris ROck
	
	"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's 
	twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, 
	she's damn near fourty." - Chris Rock
	
	Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to 
	and the one white people used to go to. - Chris Rock