What has the Indian Mythological characters got to do with IT

Here are their Roles :
Narada: 	Data Transfer
Brihaspathi: 	Chief Information Officer.
ChitraGupta: 	Personnel Records
Yama: 	ReOrganisation Consultant.
Brahma: 	Systems Installation
Vishnu: 	Tech Support
Shiva: 	Power syatems support & anti virus specialist
Ram: 	Hardware Support
Apsaras: 	Downloadable Viruses
Devas: 	Programmers
Surya: 	Unix System Adminstrator.
Lakshmi: 	Manager ; Trading Systems
Arjun: 	Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)
Draupadi: 	Front Desk Receptionist ALSO - SHareWare Document.
Bhima: 	Office Boy (usually, carries Mainframes Around the Organisation)
Vishwamitra: 	Chief Advisor
Laksman: 	Junior Hardware Engineer under the mentoring of Ram
Rakshasas: 	In house Hackers